Who's going down?

Yet again, the Newbies rule. The guys decided to sit back and relish in the ugly defeat of the last prank so us Newbies wasted no time lashing out again. Check out our beautiful homecoming for the happy couple!

An OBVIOUS sign I'm from the South

As anyone else, I am a fan of the redneck jokes. Here's a few to get your day started with a laugh. Redneck Pick-up lines:

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.


3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts inyer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

How to Prank a Telemarketer

Classic...

Consumer's Revenge

Prankster Video up FINALLY!

Our sweet sweet revenge! Play it as many times as it makes you laugh...Ah ha ha ha Old School Suckas!

Office Wars: Good try but you gotta do better!!

(BEFORE---this is what came off of the BOYS desks)

First off I want to say whatever lame attempt this was to get back at me for orchestrating the rank on you 'Old Schoolers' DID NOT work! You BOYS didn't even put any effort into it. I totally knew what was going on as soon as I left my desk. Well here is what they did folks....but it's okay-it's just paper. Now I have a paper PALACE right at my own desk! Yah Yah paper. Oh yea and we have video of this whole saga so keep an eye out; I'm gonna post it soon! NEWBIES RULE!!!!!!!!!! Hey link to me so you can keep up with the pranks in our office. It's so good to work in a place where you don't get in trouble for having fun!

(AFTER---It all ended up in my desk-LAME-O-RAMA!!!)

Wrap 'Em Up!! NextStudent Newbies Prank Old Schoolers!

Well after a grueling(not really:-) ) first month of torment from the Old Schoolers here in the WebMarketing Department, us Newbies took action into our own hands. We hand crafted our prank, named 'Operation Okie-Doke', and commenced on Tuesday, December 26th 2006.

We spent hardly anytime and virtually no money to give the "boys" a nice welcome back surprise. Mainly the prank consisted of completed "wrapping" each Old Schoolers desk, chair, monitors, and other miscellaneous items in newspaper. We felt it was the best way to welcome them back from a long holiday vacation. We also have taughting signs posted all over the entire office that read, "NextStudent Newbies Rule".

Thus far, only one of them has dared to return and face our Newbie wrath! We ran video during the prank; highlighting the before and after shots of their workspace. There is also commentary and we are working on an interviewing the pranked individuals. I don't have any pics or the video running yet but not to worry it will be here soon so that you can laugh as much as we did! I am sure you will soon see many comments from the Old Schoolers saying how much us Newbies rock here at NextStudent!!

Keep an eye out for updates on new pranks. I have a feeling this is just the beginning of NextStudent Office Wars!