Contest: Decorate my house

Hey guys! Pretty soon I am going to be having a contest to help me decorate my newly purchased house. I'd love some tips, advice, and design strategies. Stay tuned for the details-I've still gotta figure that one out!

An OBVIOUS sign I'm from the South

As anyone else, I am a fan of the redneck jokes. Here's a few to get your day started with a laugh. Redneck Pick-up lines:

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.


3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts inyer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

How to Prank a Telemarketer

Classic...

Consumer's Revenge

Prankster Video up FINALLY!

Our sweet sweet revenge! Play it as many times as it makes you laugh...Ah ha ha ha Old School Suckas!

Snowboarding; or something like it...

Well I FINALLLLLLLY went snowboarding for the first time! I drove 4 1/2 hours all the way out to Show Low. First off, let me just say that the ski park is definitely like no other. The park hours are from 9-4 so my first thought was, "Are you kidding me?" Back east, we always went to Massanutten and that place has lights so you can ski or board all night. If you're ever in VA check in out, the place rocks and is gorgeous! http://www.massresort.com/

Alright so back to my snowboarding experience... Sunrise smelled like @$$ big time. It was gross but I had just drove hours so I just ignored it. I got my mangled rental of a board and boots and went on my way to lessons. The lessons lasted 2 hours and for the first hour I was doing everything backwards and busting it over and over. Apparently snowboarding is a bit different from wakeboarding and you're not supposed to have all the weight on your back foot. Although I wiped out a bit I was one of the best people in my class.

After the lessons I wanted to get back out there but ended up taking on the task myself becasue all of the boys I was with decided they were, "too tired". I was pretty pumped when I went out there and got down the run (AKA the baby hill that you practice on :-)) 3 times with out busting it! Did I mention that I busted it enough that when I got home I noticed 3 nice bruises on my bum? Yea, direct bone to fat contact; gotta live it. Oh well, it was worth it, I had so much fun even if I had to sacrifice a full nights sleep over it.

So and all I hurt like a mother all the way home anld have never had my bum hurt so much in all my life. I also got wind burn and it took us the full 4 1/2 hours to get back because my ride decided that it was cool to drive 40mph in a 55 zone the whole way home...yea a big "What kind of Mickey Mouse bull$*&% is this???"

So let me know if you guys have any tips for my next experience. I will NOT be going to Show Low but instead to the Snowbowl if they ever open up!